aardvark found (lower haight)

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I was bored yesterday waiting for something to finish. I decided I'd cause some trouble:



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/pet/557824252.html


The responses to this were pretty priceless>>

Hello,

FYI call the S.F. Zoo or animal control in the city and they will take care of this little defenseless wild animal. Their telephone numbers are S.F. Zoo 415-753-7080 and Animal Control 415-554-6364.

Sincerely, Rev. & Mrs. J. xxxxxx

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You must be joking.

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Awwwwwww!!! he's adorable!!!!


Love and Blessings,

Becky

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Your joking right?

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Hello there,

I would be willing to take the aardvark off your hands if you are unable to find the owner. I have a 120 acre parcel two hours north of San Francisco. There are tons of areas to roam and look for ants and termites. Just let me know.

Sarah

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I saw the listing about the aardvark you found on Craigslist today. While I am not the owner, I do have expertise with exotic animals. I believe I can help you by taking it off your hands and placing it with a proper facility. Please feel free to call me at 415-xxx-xxxx anytime. My name is William. Thank you.

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call animal control... they will not harm it, they will keep it and find its owner...

Or if you want I can take it... but I know you probably want to find its owner.

Surprisingly I know a lot about exotics, if you need anything please let me know.

Thank you

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Hi! Do you still have the aardvark? Are you adopting it out? I would like to offer it a home. Thanks for your time!

~Alicia

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Hey, I saw your ad an was wondering....how did you find it? That is the craziest thing I have heard. Do you know what you're going to do with it?

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Is this for real???

If you really found an aardvark I'll take it lol

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